Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Can I ask you a question? Are you having fun? Is there enough fun and joy in your life? Do you play? When is the last time you can remember having a lot of fun? Every time I get groceries at the Whole Foods near me, I try to check out with Sandee. Do you know why?...
Judah and the Pole

Judah and the Pole

How do you keep your majestic feminine alive and saucy? Well, if you’re me, you put a stripper pole smack dab in the middle of your living room! For the past two years, it’s lived on the floor of my garage. Every time I pull the Benz in next to it, I...
C*ck Candle

C*ck Candle

For several years, my parents lived in rural Arkansas. Every fall I made the trek from California to visit them. One pungent, very warm September they were super excited that my visit would include a traveling art show outside the small town of Jasper. You see, my...